In case you’re still having trouble believing we’re not traditional money managers:
I just got a phone call from my assistant, who is attempting to drop off a relocation payment to a tenant and get his keys.
Turns out he is in jail for, among other things, threatening neighbors with a machete.
So now I have to figure out what to do: Wait until he’s out and figure it out then? Move his stuff into storage? Give the money to a relative of his?
They definitely, 100% did not teach you the answers to these kind of questions at Princeton.